About Us

Welcome to my About page!

By day, I'm a mild-mannered Explorer. By night, I'm a secret agent of chaos, armed with a keyboard and a penchant for adventure.

When I'm not saving the world from boredom, I'm probably attempting to break the world record for most coffees consumed in one sitting.

Born in Adelaide, I was raised on a diet of thrift store novels, vintage video games, and questionable life choices. After a series of daring escapades and narrowly avoiding actual employment, I discovered my true calling, bird caller.

With a heart full of wonder and a mind full of mischief, I embark on quests to fly a Cessna. When the moon is full and the stars align just right, I might even conjure up a brilliant idea or two.

In my free time, I enjoy extreme ironing, competitive napping, and rewriting the world's greatest novels in crayon. My superpowers include being able to eat an entire pizza by myself in one sitting and reciting the entirety of the bible from memory.